Walking alone on the golf course is sort of well, lonely. Walking alone on the golf course watching high scoring golf is not that funo. Walking alone on the golf course in 106 degrees is hot. Walking alone on the golf course is however a great way to be inspired for your blog...because people say the darndest things. Two of the best ones I heard today are below:
1) "So if the ball just lands on the green and is still kind of far away from the hole are you supposed to clap anyway?"
2) "This A-Bear guy is sure getting his value worth on this course, he has been everywhere."
Yah, whatever Mr. Golf Groupie wanna be...how cool are you wearing two lanyards (one to hold a H2O bottle and one to hold a grounds pass), a travel seat/backpack full of crap, suscreen clipped on your belt, a bug net/sunscreen hat, white zinc oxide on your nose and NO CLUE about golf.
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