Thursday, September 8, 2011

Gimme Gimme Never Gets

I would like a Stand Up Paddleboard, a Nikon D-90, a spring break vacation, a new iPhone, lyposuction, a trainer and a chef.

The Golfer would like a man cave sound system, some free time and a lawn striper for his mower. Oh, and a fuel efficient vehicle with less than 180,000 miles.

Jeepers would like a Sypder GS speed suit (that's lycra people), new skis boots & skis (fast please), and a ski jacket that isn't boring and blue. He mentioned yesterday that he is looking for a 2nd grade teacher that isn't fun in the morning and "frisky" in the afternoon. He does recognize that he has to wait at least a year for this.

The General would like every toy on every commercial she has ever seen RIGHT NOW, and possibly some skis, boots, bindings, a helmet & goggles. She would also like someone who is excited to converse with her at 1:30 A.M.

Additionally, both children would like a debt-free 4 year college education...they are on their own for grad school, should they chose that route.

What we are getting now are 60+ hours of work per week, a tasty breakfast, lunch & dinner, clean but well worn clothes, a comfortable house with lots of books and T.V.'s., a fine public education and a case of the gimme gimme's.

Peace. B.M.

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