Seriously?

And before you know it, they will be trying to talk us into attending a "mission trip" in Mexico for spring break when the only mission they really want to go on is to find do their first shots of tequila and find some minimally dressed chicks from Delaware.

When they get caught in the lie, they will blame it on the day winter came in July, they found cross necklases in Schmayden's dresser and immediately received a message from GOD telling them to do it.



xo --- B.M.