If you play with fire, you just might get burned!

Or...if you touch glass doors on a gas fireplace...you may get a few nasty blisters, a trip to Urgent Care, a good life lesson, a kick@## bandaid, and the chance to stay home all day with big momma and try on your new spring/summer wardrobe and then refuse to take it off.

Title: "I willy willy willy wanna weaw my swim shut!"