Patch o' Punkins (Jeeperism for pumpkin -- YES, I know how to spell it)

Title: "Peak Season???!!!???"

Title: "The workhorse of the world's first hayride minus hay plus lots of people with bad teeth and dirty kids." Title: "Faux" Title: "hayless, hayride ANTICIPATION"
Title: "The eternal quest for the perfect punkin'"
Title: "Isn't this flattering"