She says I look handsome in my goggles even though I am pretty sure that there is nothing attractive about them
She lets mom drive her jet-ski
She lets me swim naked
My mom loves her because she loves to drink cocktails, lay in the sun, read trashy magazines, gossip, and she has a "real" boyfriend who is never home because he is a golfguy too!!!!
Life is good.
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