A family of rockstars (self-proclaimed rockstars that is)

Congratulations to:

Jeepers Creepers for having great aim while throwing rocks today --- even if the target was a kid on a moving bike who was talking smack to him (until he went home with a bloody lip)

Susie-Q for becoming nearly a professional consumer of mommy's home cookin'

Big Momma for making it through 7 long days without Golfdad and not even binge drinking or calling my Doc for a refill on my anti-anxiety meds

Golfdad and poop on any of you know-it-all pepole who just couldn't believe that he was leaving a baby at home in the hospital that it was all for good reason...and what better want to kick off the tournament season than a FIRST PLACE FINISH at the National Club Professional Tournament in Georgial...YOU ARE A CHAMPION! Here is the full story!

-- B.M.