Banana breath...

This little lucky duck scored a DQ gift card from one of Golfdad's best students...who has since adopted him, offered to pay for his college and to send him to study abroad for kindergarten. Ha...well most of that is a complete lie, but maybe, just maybe there is some truth about how much "business" goes on at the golf course.

As promised after "new school" Jeepers cashed in some of his "card" (don't worry we are stressing DEBIT not CREDIT) for a gigantic banana split. It came complete with 3 scoops of ice cream, chocolate, whipped cream and cherries.

Although the lady who was working there (who Jeepers called the Queen but who in my bold opinion was definitely Queen of some sort of dairy...probably cheese or fried cheese with ice cream, whipped cream and chili dogs on top) was VERRRRRRRRRRRYYYY stingy with the cherries...the kid still made that sundae look delicious.

No worries we didn't not let the "Queen" keep the card...because instead Jeepers will be carrying it around with him, sleeping with it and showing it to all of his friends without letting them touch it. I'll spare you the details of the hoarding disease he suffers from for a separate post.