To be cured of the following pregnancy side effects:
- acne or more specifically the overrun of blackheads that have filled my pores since I got myself in this situation
- to be able to eat something without feeling like I was going to barf, but then never barf
- to be rid of this DISGUSTING aftertaste in my mouth after anything that I eat (toothpaste included)
- for maternity clothes to be the most fashionable "must have" item of the season
- oh and tickets to the ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW for the 12 days of giveaways so that I can get gifts to "re-gift."
- oh, and a DRAMA FREE family Christmas
- For Ayden & Lauren to drop out of school and stay home to play with him everyday, all day
- to stay up all night long to read stories and watch The Polar Express
- 24 hour marathon of Hi-Ho-Cherry-O
- chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner
- a ride to Meijer in the front seat of the car
- a whole week with Big Momma and Golfdad and his favorite teacher Miss Wamona (Ramona) -- no daycare and no Big Momma and Golfdad going to stinkin' work
- to learn how to say his "r's"
Dad
- To not have to search for matching socks every morning before work
- Skippy peanut butter, Dortios and Diet Coke for Christmas dinner
- Lots of people wanting to hire him as his "swing coach" at the indoor golf school this winter
- More days off
- Money to buy Big Momma 1 carat diamond earrings (oh, did I type that?)
- A wife who wasn't fat, whiney and prego
Birdie
- To be invited to sit on the dining room table for all meals
- a king sized bed so she has more room to stretch out between, myself, Golfdad and an occassional Jeepers
- Whatever scraps you want to give her
- For her electric dog collar to be removed and to run off into the sunset and then come home for dinner
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