Jeepers Creepers = 40 inches & 34 pounds @ 3 years & 2 weeks exactly, that's 36.5 months, too many weeks to count and a whole lot of time that went WAYYYYYY to fast for me.
They no longer measure his head size so we didn't have to watch the nurse write 95^ (that's computer language for 95th percentile wih an arrow pointing off the charts).
If only they could measure brain size because we know his is huge. After all, he can recite every theme song to every show on Playhouse Disney between 7 - 10 A.M. so he must be a genius.
The best part of the morning other than 6 A.M. when Jeepers threw up in my bed all over my brand new clean mattress pad, blanket and fresh sheets was that he got to bring his pee to the Doctor. He is now hoping that he will get to pee in a container forever more because HOW COOL is it to pee in something that just last night held the ricotta cheese used for lasagna. What's even cooler is that he got to put a lid on the container and take it in the car. Better yet, was how excited the nurse was at the office when we brought it in. I really hope that his new school doesn't do show and tell because I know what the first thing he is going to want to bring will be!
I am really hoping that instead of finding a hundred bucks (dollar bills), tic tac containers, bandaids, bandaid boxes, race cars, a disposable camera that we rigged so it looks like he is taking a photo and an old cell phone that we don't find plastic containers of pee in Jeepers bed. Perhaps I am going to have to go back to assisting him in the potty department until he forgets about this experience. That means, I will probably be going to the bathroom with him until he is old enough to change his own sheets.
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